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JohnBaker3 · 13 February 2019, 01:20 AM

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.

He tied up the woman and at knife point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.

The man started sobbing and said, "You can take anything you want.
You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her."

"Thief: "You must really love your wife!

Man: "No, but she will be home any time now!!!"

teqp · 13 February 2019, 01:55 AM

theloxmyth · 13 February 2019, 02:02 AM

Unexpectedly, SNOT everywhere...

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FiscM · 19 February 2019, 10:43 PM

uuu hahaha

schoolboy · 3 March 2019, 04:15 AM

Dang

hbrolex · 3 March 2019, 04:47 AM

13 February 2019, 01:20 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	A Robbery Gone Wrong A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said, "You can take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her." "Thief: "You must really love your wife! Man: "No, but she will be home any time now!!!" __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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