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Porsche · 20 February 2019, 01:13 PM

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Psmith · 20 February 2019, 03:47 PM

Rogdogg · 20 February 2019, 04:10 PM

I'm on a Whiskey diet... I've lost 3 days already!

BeastGC · 3 March 2019, 10:26 PM

Blonds are telling AOC jokes!

ltmgeller · 4 March 2019, 12:52 PM

SFmedic13 · 2 April 2019, 02:24 AM

Nice........

BeastGC · 5 April 2019, 07:27 AM

My wife and I were happy for 20 years then we met!

BeastGC · 5 April 2019, 07:29 AM

I'm taking Viagra and Prune juice I don't know if I am coming or going

Timekeep111 · 5 April 2019, 07:30 AM

I only drink moderately, as a matter of fact I have a case of it in the back of my car.....

BeastGC · 6 April 2019, 03:54 AM

I have good looking kids Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

20 February 2019, 01:13 PM	#1
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20 February 2019, 03:47 PM	#2
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Rogdogg 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Bangkok Posts: 6,124	I'm on a Whiskey diet... I've lost 3 days already! __________________ Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

4 March 2019, 12:52 PM	#5
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3 March 2019, 10:26 PM	#4
BeastGC "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: NJ Posts: 74	Blonds are telling AOC jokes!

2 April 2019, 02:24 AM	#6
SFmedic13 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Real Name: SANTIAGO Location: San Antonio Texas Watch: None Currently Posts: 581	Nice........

5 April 2019, 07:27 AM	#7
BeastGC "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: NJ Posts: 74	My wife and I were happy for 20 years then we met!

5 April 2019, 07:29 AM	#8
BeastGC "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: NJ Posts: 74	I'm taking Viagra and Prune juice I don't know if I am coming or going

5 April 2019, 07:30 AM	#9
Timekeep111 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2019 Location: Sydney Australia Posts: 276	I only drink moderately, as a matter of fact I have a case of it in the back of my car.....

6 April 2019, 03:54 AM	#10
BeastGC "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: NJ Posts: 74	I have good looking kids Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

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