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Old 23 February 2019, 11:03 PM   #1
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The Last Ride On My Harley

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...

I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,

"I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile.

"Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"



"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess!"

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Old 24 February 2019, 03:55 PM   #2
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Old 24 February 2019, 08:04 PM   #3
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Old 24 February 2019, 08:22 PM   #4
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Old 24 February 2019, 10:48 PM   #5
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Old 25 February 2019, 02:33 AM   #6
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Old 27 February 2019, 01:55 AM   #7
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haaaa this one was good
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Old 27 February 2019, 04:26 PM   #8
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Old 27 February 2019, 04:58 PM   #9
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Old 27 February 2019, 04:59 PM   #10
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Old 28 February 2019, 07:14 AM   #11
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Ha! Funny stuff.

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Old 3 March 2019, 04:00 AM   #12
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Old 9 March 2019, 10:19 AM   #13
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Hahahahahahahahaha


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Old 14 March 2019, 09:25 PM   #14
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Old 14 March 2019, 11:31 PM   #15
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funny guy....
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Old 2 April 2019, 02:20 AM   #16
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+Cool one , Thanks.....
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Old 7 April 2019, 04:11 PM   #17
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Old 8 April 2019, 12:03 AM   #18
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Old 8 April 2019, 02:02 AM   #19
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I used to ride Harleys,including an FX RP. Then I decided to return to the nimble
well-engineered bikes of my first European motorcycle, an R-75/5.

Now I am collecting older watches and well built motorcycles: Harleys are to vintage BMWs what Steinhart is to Rolex.

I think I hear an overcoil, full bridge, parachrome bleu inside these German machines:

1951 R 51/3
1962 R 69 S
1974 R 90 S
1975 R 90 S

There is a picture of Peter Fonda looking at a new Daytona Orange R-90 S about
1976. Making up his mind.............
Maybe his sister gave him a Russian watch.......
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Old 14 April 2019, 01:12 AM   #20
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Old 14 April 2019, 03:28 AM   #21
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