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22 August 2006, 11:52 PM | #1 |
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Tosser.
There was this guy named JJ that went on a visit to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of WATCHES, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question.
What's the deal with all these watches and clocks? JJ asked. ''Well,'' said God, ''these watches and clocks tell how much a person masturbates.'' ''Well, where's my watch ?'' asked JJ. ''It's in the office,'' replied God. ''We use it as a ceiling fan.''
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