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B Square · 30 March 2009, 11:41 PM

Did I read these right????

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Miners Refuse to work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is ....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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30 March 2009, 11:41 PM	#1
B Square "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Boyd Location: NC Posts: 1,815	Headline News Did I read these right???? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. ****************************************** Miners Refuse to work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ********************************** Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Ya think? ****************** Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ***************************** Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ********** Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ************************************** War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ************************************ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ********** Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ********************** Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ************************** Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program! ********************************************** ******************************* Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ******************************* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ********************** Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ************************************ Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ********************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ***************************** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! *************** And the winner is .... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead ********************************************** ********** __________________ 16610M 16710Z Pepsi 16570V White

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