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8 November 2006, 02:48 AM | #1 |
Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
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Comments during Colonoscopies!!
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these
> (CLAIMED to be actual) comments by > predominantly male patients during the > exam were quite humorous ....... > > 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going > where no man has gone before!" > > 2 . "Can you hear me NOW?" > > 4. "Are we there yet?! Are we there yet? > Are we there yet?" > > 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now > legally married." > > 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" > > 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" > > 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" > > 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." > > 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, > weren't you?" > > 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." > > And the best one of all... > > 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying > that my head is not up there." Cheers - JJ
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