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padi56 · 25 November 2006, 09:52 PM

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order, she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do you want, Mr. President?"

Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and morality. "I'm sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr President, I believe that's pronounced quiche".

25 November 2006, 09:52 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	How about a quickie. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order, she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad." "Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do you want, Mr. President?" Bush answers, "How about a quickie?" Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and morality. "I'm sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr President, I believe that's pronounced quiche". __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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