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Pep04 · 8 December 2009, 11:41 AM

A man walks into a bar.

He begins drinking profusely.

After about 3 hours the guy is so smashed he can barely keep his head up.

A lady sitting next to him begin to scream because she sees him masturbating.

The bartender, really agitated screams,
"Hey a$$hole, get out f my bar right now."

The guy gives him an innocent but confused look and says,
"Get out? Man I can't walk!!! I'm so drunk,... I don't even know who I'm f@cking!!!!!"

8 December 2009, 11:41 AM	#1
Pep04 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: Pep Location: Miami Watch: GMTIIc, Pam320 Posts: 2,773	Drunk Sex A man walks into a bar. He begins drinking profusely. After about 3 hours the guy is so smashed he can barely keep his head up. A lady sitting next to him begin to scream because she sees him masturbating. The bartender, really agitated screams, "Hey a$$hole, get out f my bar right now." The guy gives him an innocent but confused look and says, "Get out? Man I can't walk!!! I'm so drunk,... I don't even know who I'm f@cking!!!!!" __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin Prick #8

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