Gynaecologists (64+ if you are sensitive)

[haitek]

Three international prominent gynaecologists were on their way to a conference. One was from Paris, France, one from Texas in the good old USA and the other was from Cunnamulla in Queensland, Australia.

When talking to each other whilst waiting for the flight, the subject came around to the fairer sex and the boasting began.

The Frenchman said, 'Ah ze women of France make love ze best in ze world'.

The Texan said, 'Our women have big mouths, sure know how to keep a man happy'.

The Aussie thought for a few seconds and held the palm of his hands 11 or 12 inches apart and said 'the genitalia of our women are this big'.

The French gynaecologist said 'How for zen you make lerv'?

The Texan said 'Geez buddy, must be hard to achieve any gratification'.

The Aissie paused, then said, 'Nah! It's cool mate, they stretch.