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Old 7 February 2007, 10:25 PM   #1
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Funny Story.

Was in Tescos buying a bag of dog food for my little dog Tony and was in the queue at the check out.

A lady behind me asked what kind of breed of dog did I have.

On impulse, I told her that no, I did not have a dog, and that I was starting the ‘dog food diet’ again. Although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. But that I lost almost 30 pounds in weight. Before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and drips in both arms.

Told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works. Is to fill your pockets with dog food biscuits, and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry And that the food is nutritionally complete,like they say on the packet; but I was just going to try it again.

Have to mention by now, that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with the story. Particularly a really over weight guy behind her,horrified the lady asked if I'd been poisoned by the dog food, and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no, the dog food was fine...I'd been sitting in the road
licking my b@lls and a car hit me.

Thought the over weight guy was going to have to be carried out of the door he almost choked laughing.

Hope this brought a smiles to TRF members faces from one I posted in the Jokes forum.
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