Coors, Bud, Lite and Guinness

[Ed Rooney]

Adolf Coors, August Busch, the CEO of Miller and Arthur Guinness all sat down at a restaurant and the waitress came by. "What would you like to drink?" she asks. "I'll take a Coors Light" says Adolf. "Make mine a Bud." says Busch. "I'll take a Miller Lite says the CEO." The waitress turns to Arthur and he says, "I'll have an ice tea. If they aren't going to have a beer, than neither will I.