Hmm -- My Bracelet Has Polished Sides...

[USMCsilver]

Y'all are probably gonna think that I'm stupid as hell, but I'll go ahead and adimit that you're probably correct.

The other day, I was at work and my watch slicker than eel shit due to all the oil on the thing, so I took to wipin' it with my t-shirt. Upon further inspection to clear the smudges, I said to myself, "Well I'll be damned -- more reflective stuff!"

To make something clear, I'm not anal about my watch/s. While it sucks to mar it, I'm not gonna fret if it happens. However, I do like my watch to look nice if I can help it. Ladies don't like the oily face; that's why they wear make-up. I don't like an oily watch; that's why I use a t-shirt.

So, I just thought to myself -- great, something else to have to keep clean. I need an LV. I think that'll solve some of my problems.