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Old 10 December 2012, 01:50 AM   #1
padi56
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Your Own Special Plaything.

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At $6,500, she don't come cheap, but take a look at some of the key features...

Real-doll Features:

Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation/

So finally you can tug on those nips to your hearts content.

Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat.

Not entirely sure about this one but I suppose a lighted candle is more entertaining than those more commonly employed

Water Resistant - solid construction.

You can take your love of water-sports to a whole new level.
It doesn't say whether she floats in the bath however.

Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh.

Not even Ambrosia!,or ketchup.

Durable - long life silicone rubber

And this one won't sag when she gets to 40,no plastic surgery needed ever.

Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts.

Not too bloody lifelike I hope - See above.
I want the casting job - I was always good with Plaster of Paris

Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places.

And that's not all, It doesn't f@nny fart and never answers back.

Odourless and Flavourless.

That'll make a very pleasant change.

Flexible - wide range of joint movement.

Now you can finally get those legs back round her neck for that more intimate sensation if you are so inclined

Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfilment.

And it never gets a headache

Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic.

Those toxic bitches really p!ss me off.

Convenient - always ready & available unlike some wifes that seen to always have a headache.

At $6,500 I'd be feking gutted if she got an headache

Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship.

Because she can't bleeding speak and never wants to go shopping with my charge card,thats got to be a bonus.

Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives.

I'll accept that. Even at the not insignificant figure of $6,500 I'd have saved a bloody fortune if I'd married her 40 years ago.
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