Poor Paul.

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Dina and Paul got married. Paul was a "man about town" so to speak, but Dina was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Paul was a poor Mailman and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack.

When Paul was undressing Dina said, "Oh Paul, what is that?"

Paul being very quick thinking said, "Dina, I am the only man in the world with one of these." and then he proceeded to show her what it was for..and Dina was very happy.

The next morning Paul went off to work as usual. When he returned home that evening, Dina was on the front porch obviously upset about something. "Paul, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he had one, too.
Thinking fast, Paul said, "Oh, Dina, Gonzalez is my very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those."

Dina being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night three times.

Paul went off to work again the next morning and when he returned home, Dina was very upset; stomping her foot on the porch. Paul said, "Dina, what is the matter now?"

"Paul, you gave Gonzalez the best one!!!!"