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SMLE Mk3 · 2 June 2013, 12:55 AM

Two nuns had been out visiting the the pensioners in the Parish and were driving home late one night.
Suddenly out of the hedge row jumped Satan, landing right onto their car bonnet.
The car swerved as he glared into the car through the windscreen-His eyes piercing and terrifying.
The Nun who was driving managed to get control of the car and said to the Nun in the passenger seat. "Sister, quickly show him your CROSS!"
So she did - She opened the window and shoted. "Bugger Off Satan!"

2 June 2013, 12:55 AM	#1
SMLE Mk3 "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: England Posts: 12	The Devil and the two Nuns Two nuns had been out visiting the the pensioners in the Parish and were driving home late one night. Suddenly out of the hedge row jumped Satan, landing right onto their car bonnet. The car swerved as he glared into the car through the windscreen-His eyes piercing and terrifying. The Nun who was driving managed to get control of the car and said to the Nun in the passenger seat. "Sister, quickly show him your CROSS!" So she did - She opened the window and shoted. "Bugger Off Satan!"

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