Charles And Camilla.

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Some might have to think about this one.

On the evening of the Royal wedding, Camilla was becoming somewhat
uncomfortable in her regal attire.

Unfortunately, the shoes she had worn that day were a bit too small and,
by the time the festivities were over, Camilla's feet were in agony.
When Camilla and Charles withdrew to their bridal suite, the only thing
she could think of was getting her ill-fitting shoes off.

The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and
they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the
occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard Charles say,

"God, that was tight."

"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you Camilla was a virgin."

Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say, "Right. Now for the other
one."

This was followed by even more grunting and straining and at last Charles
exclaimed, "My God! That was even tighter!"

"That's my boy," said the Duke. "once a sailor, always a sailor!"