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Old 25 October 2013, 10:33 PM   #1
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Apologies now for this one

A girl commented on my friends Rolex at the bar and he respond "Thanks, its actually a magic watch"

"Whats so magical about it?" she said to him

I replied "Well, it can tell me personal things about people. Right now, for instance, its telling me that you're not wearing any underwear"

"Well i think your 'magic watch' is broken because i am wearing underwear" she replied with typical New Jersey attitude

He looked her dead in the eye and say "Sorry, it must be running a little fast"
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