Why Men are Deep Thinkers....

[jatco]

Why men are deep thinkers...........
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said “nothing”. The
reason I said that instead of saying “just thinking” is because she would
have said “about what?”. At that point I would have to explain that men are
deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to more questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: “Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts?” Women always maintain that giving birth is
way more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful
than having a baby.

Here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice
to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a man say, "You know, I think I would like
another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer!