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Old 30 January 2006, 10:28 PM   #1
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Hurried Inspection.

There was a hurried inspection call at the marine base in Camp Lagoon. Most of the marines were caught in bed naked and had no time to dress, so they lined up outside the barracks shivering and nude. As the marine sergeant went down the line, he saw one of the recruits with an impressive hard on. He walked up to it and gave it a vicious swat with his club. Expecting the recruit to be doubled over in pain, the sergeant was amazed that he stood there with a big smile on his face.

He exclaimed to the recruit, "My God, I can't believe it. I just swatted your pen#s, and you stand there and smile back at me."

The recruit answered, "I'm smiling because the cock belongs to Paul behind me.
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