Bloody Windows O/S.

[padi56]

Isn't it about time that computers were intelligent enough for us to have a bloody argument with them?

Instead of that very annoying, b@st@rdly horrible "ding DING" noise that happens at the same time a window pops up and has a Queenie screaming fit like "Your computer is crap. How do you expect a darling like me to work, with such a crap terrible setup as
this?. - click "OK" or "Cancel" - how about another button labelled "Argue or Why"?

Typical example - I have a digital camera, which I connect to my USB2 port to download the pictures from. But every bleeding time I try to do it, I get "ding DING" - "You're camera would download much faster if you connected it to a UBS2 hub - click 'OK' or 'Cancel' "

It IS a bloody USB2 hub you annoying tw@t, and what's more it DOES download faster than a USB1 port. AND YOU bloody WELL KNOW IT!

Surely computers are now intelligent enough these days to cope with an 'Argue' button? If, instead of just the "OK" or "Cancel" button, we had a "Argue" button as well, we might be able to bleeding put the bloody useless boxes of P/C boards and soldered metals in their rightful place.

However would like to see an "Why" button for when Explorer decides it wants to be difficult or Shell32 wants to throw a spanner into Explorers works."Explorer has encountered a problem, explorer will now close"Ask it why, I'd love to see it wriggle out of that one.


I had a great conversation with the fully computerised Ikea Assistant on their website the other day. She
understood every little piece of half digested carrot I was throwing at her, and took it all in good grace. (annoyingly) - so why the fek doesn't Windows have this sort of technology?

For hells sake, if a bloody computer can be solely responsible for our missions to the outer reaches of the solar system, surely the bloody things can take the odd verbal lashing at it from time to time?

Can you imagine this below.