MBNA Bank.

[padi56]

MBNA Bank.

These b@st@rds never give up. Every week they send me a couple of pieces of junk mail offering to lend me, a "preferred customer" a shed-load of money at 7.4% APR. FFS, I can walk into any bank in the high street and shave 1.2% off that. Then there are the phone calls, usually when I have just sat down to dinner, "Mr Padi, I am phoning you to save you money" says someone with an Indian or Chinese accent.

No you are not you rhubarb, you are trying to sell me money at well over the market rate.

I have registered for TPS and the junk mail lot, but, as I have their Platinum Card, (which I never use, I only applied for it some three years ago as they were offering a pair of Seiko watches free).

I have had this problem with them until I returned their letters marked Addressee Deceased. Within weeks they started sending letters to "Addressee Deceased" that started Dear Mr Deceased. I then responded with a letter from my fictitious widow complaining of their insensitivity whereupon they started bombarding her with their junk. I finally stopped them by sending an invoice for handling their unsolicited mail and followed that up with a pay within 7 days or I go to court. Their mail have stopped,nothing now for almost 3 weeks but they never paid me the invoice nor did they ever sorry .