Facebook

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I don't use facebook so I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore everyday I go to the street and tell a passerby what I have
eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do later.

I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening
and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their replies and tell them I love them.

And it works: I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a
psychiatrist.