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25 January 2016, 12:22 PM
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Real Name: John Baker III
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A Problem At the Hotel
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"
The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately." "I'm having an argument with my wife and she's trying to jump out the window." The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter." The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter!" 
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