Went to the dentist today

[mailman]

No, not John's dentist, with the cavity thing So the hygenist finished cleaning my teeth and tells me she'll be right back, she has to get the dentist to check my teeth. So the dentist is looking them over I tell her that I would like to fix my front tooth that chipped playing sandlot football when I was a kid. It was fixed before by another dentist but that's another story. So the dentist asks, "Why do you want to fix it now? It gives you CHARACTER?" I started to LMAO right there. She asked me what was so funny? I told her under no circumstances would she understand