Australian Missing Person

[Ruud Van Driver]

Australian husband to Australian police sergeant: “Sergeant - my wife is missing. She went shopping and hasn’t come home.”

Sergeant: “What’s her height?”

“Gee, not sure, a little over 5 feet.”

“Weight?”

“Not slim, not really fat.”

“Eye colour?”

“Brown, I think, not sure, never really noticed.”

“Hair colour?”

“Changes a couple of times a year – maybe brown.”

“What was she wearing?”

“Could have been pants – don’t know to be certain.”

“What kind of car was she in?’

“She went in my truck.”

“What kind of truck?”

“A 2015 FORD F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate-controlled-air-conditioning. Custom leather six-way seats and Bubba floor mats. Full GPS navigation, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting…”

At this point the husband starts choking up.


Sergeant: “Don’t worry, mate. We’ll find your truck.”