Watches on board

[TARDIS]

Hi guys:
I just got backfrom a 2 week Pacific cruise. First few days was rough! Cyclone 'Wati' waves up to deck 9 yeee haaar!

I spotted the following watches worn on board this ship.
Chief Engineer: Breitling Sea Wolf (admitted it was a fake he bought in Turkey) Look like a real one! Told me he thought the real ones weren't worth the money.

The Captain: Rolex Daytona SS white dial. Told me he bought it 11 years ago in Akaska. (These guys get around) Very attached to it and said he would never have any other watch! Never been serviced and still going well.
Casino Manager: Franc Muller (Automatic)
Casino Croupier: Cartier Santos (Automatic)

Passengers: I could not spot anyone with a Swiss Movement watch!

The ship's duty free watch area had the usual quartz movement rubbish with Seiko being the best they had. The girl (aged about 24yrs with cleavage JJ!) said she thought that Rolex were not making watches anymore because the factory had closed down. XXXXst! can you believe it?

Saw a Rolex gents and ladies range in a little Chinese shop up an alley in Vila, Vanuatu. They looked kosher, but.........

I'm glad to be home!!!!!!!