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ROLEX MAN · 27 August 2008, 09:39 PM

'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today.... I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt.

I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When ever I feel like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better.... and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again.

'I do what you say.... and I feel great.
I be at work soon........

You got nice house.

27 August 2008, 09:39 PM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	Chinese sick leave! 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today.... I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When ever I feel like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better.... and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say.... and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house. __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

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