At last....the long awaited TOSSER LIST!!!

[JJ Irani]

Well.....here ya go, TOSSERS and TOSSERETTES....and some GENTLEMEN TOSSERS too!! Have fun!!

We start, naturally, with the biggest bastid tosser of them all....

1. JOCKE!!! (Your new President and CEO!!)

2. PAULIE (mailman) - second in command....the one bastid who keeps banning me all the time and let's me back on!!

3. BUBBA - another bloody king-sized tosser with just one thing on his mind.....ME!!

4. JIMBITS - great tosser material - enough said!!

5. FRANS (Goodwatch) - Hey, Dutchie.....you're numero five-o!!

6. ED (Rockrolex) - another bloody tosser - only TRFite who's received a bear hug from me!!

7. ALLAN (Prince) - our tosserdom days go back a very long, long way!!

8. ASTCELL (Robert) - his thread depicting "At JJ's House" never seems to end!!

9. BAPTISTMAN (Jon) - been a long time tosser!!

10. MARTIN (jdc) - the best of British tossers!!

Well, there you have it - your TOP TEN!!

And now.....

The Gentlemen Tossers!!

1. Uncle-AJ (Adrian) - always very subtle in his digs against me!!

2. Dan Pierce

3. Padi56 - we go back a long way!!

4. Steve (Lol-x) - the boss, but he still qualifies!!

5. James (Gedanken) - oh, oh......I think I see a ban coming on!!

6. Swatty (Peter) - one bastid gentleman from Sydney!!

7. Terry Newton (the good guy tosser)

8. Daren (dman) - another very old tosser friend!!

9. Jasonbellevue (this guy manages to crack me up at all times!!)

10. Eddie (directioneng) - consider yourself lucky to find yourself in this honoured list!!

And now....

THE TOSSERETTES!!

1. Carolina

2. Lisa

3. Ashley

4. Mireyna

5. Karis

Love you all, guys!!

Well, that's it. Hope you all are finally satisfied!!

Cheers to all - JJ