Filing taxes

[figbo]

A woman walks into an accountant's office
and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask you a few questions.
"He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks,"What's your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
" Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."