Joke By Doctor

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Joke by Doctor


An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he
is looking for work."



The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."



The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."



The Canadian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. A year and a half
ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him
Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"