Golf Humor

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Guy wakes up in the morning wife says where you going? husband says to go play golf, wife says the great Arnold Palmer would get back in bed and make love to me, so guy gets in bed does his wife and when finished gets out of bed and wife asks where you going?
Guy says I am thirsty going to get water. Wife says the great Arnold Palmer would get back into bed and do me again, so the guy gets back in bed and does his wife, after finishing the guy gets out of bed and wife asks where you going?
Husband says I am starving I am going to get something to eat, so the wife says the great Arnold Palmer would get back in bed and do me again, so husband gets back and does his wife again! Guy gets out of bed and his wife asks where you going? the husband says I am going to call the Great Arnold Palmer to find out what Par is for this F#@king Hole !!!