The Italian and His Rolex (Pardon Me, If You Are Italian)

[coddger]

An Italian parks his brand new BMW in front of the office to show it off to his boss. As he is getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding away. More than a little distraught, the Italian grabs his cell and calls the police. Two minutes later, the police arrived. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Italian starts screaming hysterically. “My BMW, my beautiful black BMW is ruined! No matter how long it stays at the body shop it’ll never be the same again!” After the Italian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust, “I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Italians are,” he said.” You guys are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.” “How can you say such a thing at a time like this?” snaps the Italian. The policeman replies, “Didn’t you realize that your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you.”? The Italian looks down in absolute horror. “HOLY Sh.t!” he screams, even louder, “Where’s my f u*in’ ROLEX?