Wedding Night

[alohanakoni]

A young couple left the church and arrived
at the hotel where theywerespending the first night of their
honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,
'What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled'

'I had tolio as a child,' he answered.

'You mean polio?' she asked.

'No,tolio. The disease only affected my toes.'

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked
'What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy'

'As a child, I also had kneasles,' he explained.

'You mean measles?' she asked.

'No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my
knees.'

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear.

'Don't tell me,' she said.
'Let me guess...

Smallcox?'