Selling a-holes

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Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in
> their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready,
> with only a few shelves set up.
>
> One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is
> going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
> selling.'
>
> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
> curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft
> voice asked "What are you sellin' here?"
>
> One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
>
> Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing
> well. Only two left."
>
> Seniors - don't mess with them!