What I learned from online dating...

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

I actually met a lot of women on line and had good luck, although nothing really permanent. I guess I am a good catch at my age. I read the profiles of a bunch of guys to see what to write and thought: “I don’t have a chance on here! Is there a site for losers?” They were all successful, and handsome, and sharing, etc. In the end, below is honestly what I wrote, I had LOTS of eligible and interesting women contact me.


I am middle-aged, divorced, unemployed and live with my parents. I go to night school to earn my GED (ought to have it in another six or eight years) and my life’s ambition is to work on the assembly line at the local asbestos factory. I haven’t had a date in three years, unless you count my cousin, and I had to get permission from my parole office to get on the internet. If things work out between us you can move in with me, mom says there is plenty of room in the trailer. Nurses are encouraged to reach out, you can help me with my court-ordered psych med injections. Looking forward to hearing from you.

It really worked!

Have you considered stand up comedy?