Bubba at a religious retrival

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Bubba attends a revival meeting.

The preacher asked if anybody needs a prayer they should get in line at the front.

Bubba gets in line and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: 'Bubba, what
do you want me to pray about for you?'

Bubba replies: 'Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.'

The preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Bubba's head and prays and prays. After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks: 'Bubba how is your hearing now?'

Bubba says, 'I don't know, Reverend, it ain't until next Wednesday'