The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 22 March 2009, 02:35 PM   #1
coddger
"TRF" Member
 
coddger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Real Name: Only Mom Knows
Location: Land Of The Free
Watch: 116520,16610,16013
Posts: 1,573
Hit Me One More Time

Sarah and Megan,both gorgeous 21 year old friends were playing golf. Sarah teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped is hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help," asked Sarah. "I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes", the man replied. He was in obvious agony,lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. Sarah gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked..."How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts."
__________________
Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.
coddger is offline   Reply With Quote
 


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Wrist Aficionado

My Watch LLC

WatchesOff5th

DavidSW Watches

Takuya Watches

OCWatches


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.