Crazy Joke

[RustyGnutts]

A man has a flat tire outside of a Asylum were the loonies are held.
He Jack's up the car and removes the hubcap and lug nuts and puts the lug nuts in the hubcap.
He starts to pull the tire off and knocks the hubcap over spilling all the lugnuts down a deep sewer drain.
He stands there thinking what am I gonna do now.....

A window opens up on the second floor of the Asylum, a man yells, "take one nut off of the other three wheels and put the tire on and that'll hold ya till you get to the service station".
The driver says "hey that's pretty smart, what are you doing in there"?

The guy says, "I may be CRAZY, but I ain't STUPID."

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a footnote, seriously...
my dad told me this joke, when Iwas a kid...
over 60 years ago.