The Zipper

[idk01]

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover
that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip
her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg With a little
smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large gentleman who was standing behind her picked her
up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How
dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!' The gentleman smiled and replied, 'Well,
lady, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three
times, I kind of figured we were friends.'