A day at the races

[idk01]

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local race track ( Randwick ) to learn about
thoroughbred horses .
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other.The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to
their 'privates' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
endowed.Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You
must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race. But I appreciate your help.'