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idk01 · 5 April 2009, 02:40 AM

A woman in her forties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and
squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how
ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you
think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not
only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.'

The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 45-year old arse?'

'Your name never came up,' she replied.

5 April 2009, 02:40 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Happily jumping A woman in her forties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?' The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.' The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 45-year old arse?' 'Your name never came up,' she replied. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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