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hsfrank · 1 March 2021, 12:19 AM

My friend and his wife got busted for shoplifting.He took a vintage record and she took a Rap CD and it “Canned Heat” CD.

So they’re both in trouble.

No my friend told the cops he took all of it.

How come?

His wife could get in big trouble. She’s got a record.

I thought she had the CDs.

She did and the record.

I thought he had the record.

He has no record which is why he took the heat.

You said she took the Heat.

She couldn’t take the heat. Which is why he took the rap.

I thought she took the Rap.

How could she take the rap with a record?

( frustrated) Guess who doesn’t give a damn about it!!

Guess Who was the record he stole.

A nod to Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

1 March 2021, 12:19 AM	#1
hsfrank "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Herbert Frank Location: Middletown,De Watch: President Posts: 1,641	A new version of Who’s on First My friend and his wife got busted for shoplifting.He took a vintage record and she took a Rap CD and it “Canned Heat” CD. So they’re both in trouble. No my friend told the cops he took all of it. How come? His wife could get in big trouble. She’s got a record. I thought she had the CDs. She did and the record. I thought he had the record. He has no record which is why he took the heat. You said she took the Heat. She couldn’t take the heat. Which is why he took the rap. I thought she took the Rap. How could she take the rap with a record? ( frustrated) Guess who doesn’t give a damn about it!! Guess Who was the record he stole. A nod to Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis __________________ Time and Tide wait for no man Rolex Cellini 4133 Tudor North Flag HERS: Rolex TTDJ Last edited by hsfrank; 1 March 2021 at 12:21 AM.. Reason: Attribution

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