I have inside information about the new Rolex models

[TheVTCGuy]

Yes, you can take it to the bank, I KNOW people. I discussed it with high Rolex authorities this morning, here is all the CONFIRMED new 2021 Rolex models:


A 52MM Flyback Daytona with Daydate and moonphase functions.

A Quartz-powered Explorer 1/2. It will show the second time zone but only half the actual hour number.

A Plastic DayDate (President), solar powered.

A Desert-Dweller, new model that incorporates a built-in water bottle.

A complete line-up of pocket watches, Rolex predicts these are making a comeback.

A model called the “Jocke” It will not be very accurate but will have a beard three feet long.

A battery-powered model with a calculator built-in. This will be called the: “TRF MOD” model, and is designed to easily keep track of all my infraction points (accurate to six figures).

And finally, a re-introduction of the famous “Bubble But”

What is the date today?

Did I miss anything?