Let’s say a stranger damages your Rolex.

[kieselguhr]

My wife smacked my Rolex with the engagement ring a while back. I told her to cough up the cash for repairs. She threatens me by saying I will be sleeping in the dog house. I put my foot down and tell her I’m the man of the house.

The dog house now has foam insulation, proper ventilation, and a cushion.


Anyway. If it happens while it’s on my wrist, I personally don’t pursue anything. Shit happens.