Oh god

[idk01]

A scientist approached God and said "Listen, we've decided we no longer need
you. Nowadays we can clone people, transplant hearts and do all kinds of
things that were once considered miraculous."

God patiently heard him out and then said "All right. To see whether or not
you still need me, why don't we have a man making contest?"

"Okay, great!" the scientist said.

"Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the olde days with Adam"
God said.

"That's fine" replied the scientist and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt.

"Whoa!" God said shaking his head in disapproval. "Not so fast pal. You get
your own dirt."