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idk01 · 14 July 2009, 02:26 AM

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud,
you need a tie for this place."

Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to
be found. Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them
around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.

Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, okay then ... I guess
you can come in. But just don't start anything."

14 July 2009, 02:26 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Oldie but a goodie! So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found. Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free. Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, okay then ... I guess you can come in. But just don't start anything." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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