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15 July 2009, 04:21 AM | #1 |
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TRF Honourary Brit Awards 09
It's about that time of year...ie the Kiwi has announced his tosser's list.
Yep it's the return of the TRF honourary Brit awards...last years were a huge success and it is time Martin and I had a good think (along with some of our newest Brit friends here) concerning the latest list and admissions into the hall of fame. The final list in 2008 was as follows... Queen Lisa, in the Carry On style of Babs Windsor, to reign with Queen Bitsy Ladies in waiting Mirenya and Karis Frans of the Duchy of Hens, and drinking dens of Porto Dame Carolina Duchess Nancy, Sir Al, admiral of the fleet Princess Ashley Raffish Terry "Biggles" Newton, chief of air staff Eddie and Michael of the colony of Oz, keepers of the Kings chamber pots and cultural keepers to the Kings comics (pictures only) Earl, Duke of Earl, court musician David Duke of Squirrel and protector of Bitsy's nuts Jim S, keeper of the hounds Art, cultural attache for the nether regions of San Francisco, Brighton & Edinburgh Bubba estate manager with special responsibilities for vetting royal mistresses, trailer supplied by estate Baron Top JJ, master of the rolls, supreme ruler of the Banana & Coco Republics, big benny, and tosser extraordinaire Steve, Lord of the manor James of Gedanken, chief torturer and executioner (on loan from the Spanish inquisition, but no one suspects) Paulie, (Mailman) court jester, late delivery of punch line to be expected TR mayor, Lord Heru first Baron of Indonesia, Chair of The Committee of Agriculture, Farming and Fisheries and general top Onion and good egg Prince Allan Ed Chief Lord Justice Sir Daniel. Knight of The British Realm and "our man in Guam" Jedi, Royal Navy Tactical Diving Commander Lee Larry, guardian of the crown tools Adrian of Ecky Thump currently in tax exile in the Palace of Sandringham, supplier to the Queen of the finest mushy peas, tripe & onions and black pudding (guaranteed to give you the Bolton trotters) Good to see that none have been banned yet Let nominations commence.... J |
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