A Few Quickies.

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Question: Why is the '69' position also called the smokers position?

Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.



Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive rather than blood donation?

Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!



Man 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my tool and say '1st gear, 2nd gear...'"


Man 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my tool inside her and say 'Full Tank please'."




Question : What is the similarity between your salary and a women's period

Answer : Both come once a month, last about 5-7 days and if either one doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble!




Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world ?

Answer : It's Vagina Inn because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant who must leave his 2 bags outside!




Two prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".

Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!

Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!



A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got off the Hospital bed, slapped her husband, and shouted, "I told you not to do it Doggy style!

A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.

The teller says, "Sorry, madam, this note is a fake."

"Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been raped!"



A man went to the chemist to buy ¼ of a Viagra.

The Chemist said that it would be useless.

The man said, "I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes."




"Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this?"


"The truth is that she has a big mouth!"



A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love.

She said, "Aww, so solly... exkooz me pleazo, Flont hole so happy back hole laugh out loud!"




Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.




Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.




What's the difference between biology and sociology?

When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.




What is the useless piece of flesh attached to the penis called?

Answer - The man.



Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" had never seen a pussy before.




Why is breast milk good for health?

Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.




Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"


God said, "OK, I will turn you into a sanitary pad."



Why was the two-piece bikini invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.



Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb."


" No, mamma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month