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Old 27 March 2023, 03:48 AM   #1
JohnBaker3
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The NUN and the CABBIE

A cabbie picks up a nun outside an apartment building; she asks for a trip to another apartment up town.

When they arrive at the destination, the cabbie says:
"I sorry to say this, but I've always wanted to kiss a nun!"

She says "I could only do that if you are single and a Catholic"...

The cabbie says "I'm both!!"

Then she says "Pull into the alley around the corner"...and then she kisses him so hard it would make a hooker blush!

Full of guilt, the cabbie says "I lied...I'm Jewish and married..."

The nun says "That's ok...my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party!!!"

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