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27 March 2023, 03:48 AM | #1 |
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The NUN and the CABBIE
A cabbie picks up a nun outside an apartment building; she asks for a trip to another apartment up town.
When they arrive at the destination, the cabbie says: "I sorry to say this, but I've always wanted to kiss a nun!" She says "I could only do that if you are single and a Catholic"... The cabbie says "I'm both!!" Then she says "Pull into the alley around the corner"...and then she kisses him so hard it would make a hooker blush! Full of guilt, the cabbie says "I lied...I'm Jewish and married..." The nun says "That's ok...my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party!!!"
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