Reality

[idk01]

~~~ Every teenager should get a high school education.
Even if they already know everything.

~~~ I read recipes the same way I read science fiction.
I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

~~~ If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't
tell who the sucker is, it's you.

~~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

~~~ Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they use to.

~~~ You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just
on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the
last second you catch yourself?
I feel like that all the time.

~~~ According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about
a women are their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch
of liars.

~~~ Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.